You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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