Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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