I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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