There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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