Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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