Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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