She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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