True but thats because hes a fetus.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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