She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
They took my balls.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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