Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You work out of a Hotel?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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