I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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