friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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