i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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