I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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