Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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