Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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