I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
