In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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