So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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