Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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