your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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