Your tits are I can't wait for
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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