ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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