my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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