i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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