Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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