I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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