When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
