I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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