GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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