So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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