i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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