how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
