Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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