you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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