Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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