And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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