Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Randomize
