I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
this will be a night to untag.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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