Im at strip club and am horny
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need water and some morals
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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