Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
