everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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