Got a toothbrush?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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