Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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