I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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