so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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