On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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