just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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