I threw up into my coffee this morning.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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