To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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