There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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