Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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