She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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