There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize