She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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