it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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