he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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